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Our favorite #PDXPalettes
Heard around the office
“Slap Nick in the face with data!”
-Kevin
“Swipeability”
-Allie
“Thankfully we're alive, so we can feel our pain.”
-Kurt
“Is that a 'UX' kind of thing?”
-Kevin
“I am the SQL master!”
-Shane
“I do love me some list views”
-Erik
“We're awesome! Spent all morning looking for failures, and couldn't find any.”
-Charlie
“It's permanent, for now.”
-Jake
“We need an outside injection of ideas.”
-Matthew
“Happy Work-From-Work Wednesday!”
-Allie
“I'm a sucker for twinkle lights.”
-Kurt
“Feels like I'm in the ranch.”
-Erik
“I am the firewall”
-Matt J
“Never trust a MIME type.”
-Erik
“Don't make pancakes if you're not that hungry.”
-Michael
“I love other people’s pollen.”
-Kevin
“Everything has to be designed by somebody.”
-Kurt
“You should delete the world.”
-Matthew
“I kinda miss putting a red speedo on an animal and calling it a day.”
-Jesse
“Christie: Do you have a wood burning kit by chance? Matt: Huh? You mean a match?”
-Matt
“It sounded like you were talking to an elephant.”
-Nick
“I did it [some CSS stuff] and it worked! I'm so CSSy!”
-Charlie
“Slap the lasagna on top, call it a day!”
-Niko
“This site is using all my RAM, is it mining bitcoin in the background?”
-Charlie
“It's like the tiny home of websites.”
-Riley
“Check out the scope on that!”
-Nate J.
“It's like a maze inside a labyrinth.”
-Mitch
“Those are perfect Renaissance clouds. ”
-Kurt
“Wine in a can is like a WordPress website.”
-Jake
“That'd be a flat graph, because when pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.”
-Brian
“Auto-Magically”
-Jake
“Like a speedometer [visual], sexy nonsense.”
-Jake
“A dog and pony show - but with teeth.”
-Brian
“Three for Two”
-Jake
“Doubles as a LARPing shield”
-Nate
“Words don't change anything! I've never seen words take down a server.”
-Matt
“How can we make it sexy?”
-Jake
“Look, that computer monitor is the same size as an iPhone 7.”
-Kurt
“I don’t know, it could be anything: a memory issue, an issue with a driver, a solar flare.”
-Matt
“Joylent and melted snow can get me through a few weeks if you-know-what hits the fan.”
-Matt
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
-Charlie
“I walked over to Kim's desk and my aura fixed her computer.”
-Matt
“I struggle when Xbox has a frame rate of less than 30 frames per second.”
-Charlie
“It's so epic. I can code anything!”
-Nick
“I'm drunk on code.”
-Nick
“Keep Portland, and the database, weird.”
-Mitch
“For the record, *NSYNC is better than Backstreet Boys.”
-Charlie
“It's all fun and games, until you hack yourself.”
-Nate J.
“Shouldn't be a problem.”
-Matt